Gilligan's Island meets Lost meets some old horror flick. They are eating Thurston Howell III, Gilligan has kidnapped Mary Anne and the Skipper wants his TiVO. If he doesn't get it, he may serve the Professor up for dinner.
You'll enjoy this spoof by Kenrg. It tells the true story of what REALLY happened on the island.
Kenrg actually looks like the professor would look about now. Hmm. Maybe this isn't fiction after all. Maybe there really was a three-hour tour. Maybe they've been there all this time, going more and more insane until they finally resorted to cannibalism ... somebody please rescue the Professor! He's about 180 miles south-southwest of Hawaii.