This rap video about an everyday yard sale may be the definition of retarded. And if the tag for the video didn’t say ‘behnfannin,’ I’d be absolutely certain that a team of coked-up monkeys had somehow gained access to some crude video equipment and made it themselves. Nevertheless, actual sound-minded humans were responsible for this, and I’m consequently as surprised as a hooker on her wedding day. This one is really silly, folks ... You’ve been warned.