From YouTube.com user: ekpyroticfox

“I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.”

“When people hand you fliers in the street, it’s almost like they’re saying ‘here, you throw this away.’”

“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs… There would never be an ‘escalator temporarily out of order’ sign. Only an ‘Escalator temporarily stairs—sorry for the convenience’”

“I don’t have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.”

“Alcoholism is the only disease you can get yelled at for having.”

“My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She made it half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.”

“I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.”

“This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.”

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Comedian Mitch Hedberg’s one-liners and random observations are legendary. There has never been a more ridiculously outrageous and observant comic in my lifetime, and I feel compelled to share his genius with all of you. Here is video of his Comedy Central special posted by ekpyroticfox on YouTube recently. He (Hedberg) tragically lost his life in a New Jersey hotel last year due to a reported drug overdose, but managed beforehand to share his considerable gift with audiences throughout the world. Unfortunately, every brilliant mind has its demons, and Hedberg was no different. His unfortunate passing came as a shock to all of his loyal fans, but also let us better appreciate his accomplishments in the short time he was with us. He truly was one of the best.

R.I.P.

Labels: comedy, comedy central, ethan, mitch hedberg, stand up